Puppy Can’t Decide Between ‘Mad Men’ and ‘Thrones’
A pup named Murphy is facing a real dilemma. In an effort to be more productive, he’s restricted his own TV time to one hour per week. So far, it’s done wonders for his schedule, but there’s a problem.
“Should he spend that hour on Mad Men or Game of Thrones?” his roommate Phil Radcliffe asks. “He loves fantasy, and Thrones is getting really good. But, come on, Don Draper is back, how can you not watch the new season?”
Radcliffe suggested that Murphy make an exception — an extra hour per week to watch the two best shows on TV surely wouldn’t hurt. But the dog’s discipline is firm.
“He wouldn’t budge,” says Radcliffe. “It’s going to be a tough year.”
Via SeanLikesCake099.
Bunny Opens Mattress Testing Facility
A local bunny named Thor has opened what furniture industry analysts have called “a revelation in quality control.”
It’s a mattress testing facility, and the premise is simple — hop on new mattresses until they reach their breaking point. The data collected will be used to improve manufacturing processes and weed out inferior products.
“The quality of our stock has gone up ten-fold since we started contracting to Thor’s company,” says Gary Fielding of Gary’s Discount Mattresses and Rugs. “I know our customers will be pleased.”
Via biohazerd12.
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